poopflow:

Families that don’t play monopoly together, stay together

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July

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powerburial:

i’m an activist for men’s frights. i dont think men are afraid often enough. i just want to give them a good scare once in a while. just spook some dudes.

30

July

91,156 notes

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sprousetwinsblog:

Social Experiment 2.0

sprousetwinsblog:

Social Experiment 2.0

30

July

41,199 notes

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legolokiismighty:

i would hire him for this flyer alone

legolokiismighty:

i would hire him for this flyer alone

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

30

July

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embarrassmental:

narcotic:

what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality

image

30

July

256,134 notes

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morningsuns:

morningsuns:

Whats the most depressing song you can think of

image

30

July

180,010 notes

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afrobluess:

futurescope:

Robocalypse
[Business Insider: By 2045 ‘The Top Species Will No Longer Be Humans,’ And That Could Be A Problem]

This is not a goddamn joke man. Stop fucking with these robots

afrobluess:

futurescope:

Robocalypse

[Business Insider: By 2045 ‘The Top Species Will No Longer Be Humans,’ And That Could Be A Problem]

This is not a goddamn joke man. Stop fucking with these robots

30

July

592 notes

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thefuuuucomics:

crying

(Source: tkyle)

30

July

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(Source: reactionfaces)

30

July

14,564 notes

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thatmoustachetho:

I hope the royal baby goes through an emo phase

30

July

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teach-me-how-to-buggy:

geardrops:

ultracheese:

whostuck-beevee:

There are a bunch of human shaped gates in the middle of Times Square….and people are trying to fit themselves in them…..holy shit…..

The Enigma of Times Square Fault.

drr…drr..drr….

I would’ve been so disappointed if that image wasn’t what I thought it was.

30

July

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thegirlwithgoldeyes:

imagine a vampire going “fuck it” and just taking some antihistamines before going to town on a plate of garlic bread

later on it’s wheeled into the ER with like a puffed up face and it just goes “I have been on this earth 10 thousand years but i have not lived until this day”

30

July

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lumos5001:

thetechnicolortrenchcoat:

Today is Copernicus’s 541th birthday. You may remember Copernicus as the man who said “Hey, what if the Earth went around the sun?” To which the Catholic Church replied “Hey, what if we set you on fire?” 

30

July

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jakemalik:

my moms been talking to me for 20 minutes about responsible decisions to make when I move away for school tomorrow so I started building a wall of Kraft Dinner in between us and she’s still talking

jakemalik:

my moms been talking to me for 20 minutes about responsible decisions to make when I move away for school tomorrow so I started building a wall of Kraft Dinner in between us and she’s still talking

(Source: hi)

30

July

286,891 notes

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unsuccessfulblogger:

10k away from 10k someone promo me

30

July

177,736 notes

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